- Bruce: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. As a matter of fact, there is one thing you could do to make yourself even more beautiful.
- Ginny: Yeah? What's that?
- Bruce: Get me a beer!
- Bob Logan: I got enough C4 in my supplies to start a full scale landslide. I'm just gonna need someone to help me set up the charges.
- Paul Beaumont: I love blowing up tunnels! It's a hobby of mine.
- Bob Logan: You're full of surprises.
- Cassidy Swanson: What about you?
- Paul Beaumont: You see that trough out there? I'm hoping there's enough rainwater in there to keep me safe.
- Cassidy Swanson: What if there isn't?
- Paul Beaumont: Well... just make sure they bury me in this shirt.
- Vicki Parsons: You the Cajun?
- Bob Logan: What gave it away?
- Vicki Parsons: You smell like the swamp!
- Bob Logan: Yeah... Well I ran out of old spice.
- Cassidy Swanson: You know, it's my sworn duty to arrest people for doing things like this.
- Paul Beaumont: Relax. If we get caught I'll just act all irrational and crazy. You can say you're bringing in an escaped mental patient.
- Cassidy Swanson: That would explain the shirt.
- Paul Beaumont: I like this shirt!
- Roy: I'm telling you. It's Aliens! First they go for our animals, then they go for our women.
- Charlie Swanson: I've seen your wife. Trust me, Roy; she's safe.
- Roy: I know.
- Charlie Swanson: You ready for this?
- Cassidy Swanson: I'm your daughter, aren't I?
- Charlie Swanson: You damn right you are! I'm lucky to have you. I should tell you that more often, but I'm a cranky son of a bitch.