South Park (TV Series)

Dead Celebrities (2009)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Billy Mays, Therapist, Man in Infomercial #1, TV Announcer, Jason Hawes, Pediatric Doctor, Doctor Phillips, Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Patrick Swayze, David Carradine, Purgatory Captain, Policeman

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Quotes 

• Doctor Phillips : Purgatory is like being on an airplane that's waiting to take off.

• Billy Mays : Well now there's a product that can clean even blood stains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear: Chipotlaway. Just one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of underwear blood, but, Chipotlaway makes your underwear clean and ready for more. Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle. That can cost you thousands. Chipotlaway gets rid of blood stains and leaves underwear good as new. Imagine having underwear so clean, you can practically eat off of it.

• Kyle Broflovski : Why would you keep eating something that made you crap blood?

  Eric Cartman : Dude, have you had Chipotle? It's really good.

• Billy Mays : Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear.

• Jason Hawes : Shh - shh - What is that? Do you hear that? There! There, look! What is that? What is that?

  Grant Wilson : I think that's just a cigarette lighter.

  Jason Hawes : Oh, right. Okay, maybe.

• Jason Hawes : Oh man, I am really scared. Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What is this? What is this? There's a - there's a wetness coming from my pants.

  Grant Wilson : I see it!

  Jason Hawes : What is it?

  Grant Wilson : Oh God, I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

  Jason Hawes : Look! Look, it's got you too!

  [points to Grant's crotch] 

  Jason Hawes : Are you getting this? Make sure the camera is getting this. Definitely some paranormal activity.

  Grant Wilson : It's warm and moist. A warm moist sensation that's moving down my left thigh.