Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Reversals of Fortune (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Blair Waldorf : What if we need games? What if without them we're boring?

  Chuck Bass : We could never be boring.

  Blair Waldorf : You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.

  Chuck Bass : I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

• Chuck Bass : [to Blair]  Is everything okay? What's going on?

  Blair Waldorf : Nothing's going on. Why?

  Chuck Bass : This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.

  Blair Waldorf : I did! I do.

  [Chuck looks at her intensely] 

  Blair Waldorf : I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?

  Chuck Bass : Okay. If that's what you want.

  Blair Waldorf : Is that what you want?

  Chuck Bass : I want you to be happy, however that's achieved.

• Chuck Bass : [sets up Ashley Hinshaw to get caught out flirting with him]  Uh-uh.

  Ashley Hinshaw : Why?

  Chuck Bass : It's better to wait.

  Ashley Hinshaw : How long?

  Chuck Bass : [sighs]  Let's see...

  [Blair's ready to pounce on the unsuspecting celeb] 

  Chuck Bass : Now.

  Blair Waldorf : [feigns righteous indignation]  What the hell is going on?

  Chuck Bass : [acting]  Blair. I can explain.

  Ashley Hinshaw : I'm, I'm sorry. I, I didn't know he had a girlfriend.

  Chuck Bass : Yes, you did.

  [to Blair:] 

  Chuck Bass : She did.

  Blair Waldorf : [Ashley stammers in self-defense, but...]  Shame on you, Ashley Hinshaw, how could you do that? Pick up someone in a relationship? Have you no pride? No self-respect?

  Ashley Hinshaw : Okay, but I didn't know...

  Blair Waldorf : You may have an Abercrombie campaign, and the security code to Clooney's castle at Lake Coma, but that doesn't give you the right to steal someone's man! Take your American Girl hair and your poreless skin and get out!

  Ashley Hinshaw : Okay, you're crazy!

  [sounds the retreat] 

  Chuck Bass : [after she'd gone]  Hey.

  Blair Waldorf : Hi.

  [chuckles, kisses him] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, thank you. It's been three hours. I missed you.

  Chuck Bass : Let me make it up to you. Let's get out of here.

  Blair Waldorf : Or we could stay.

  [chuckles happily] 

• Blair Waldorf : [they're selecting potential victims as they exit modeling agency]  Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating. Looking in a mirror will do that for them.

• Serena van der Woodsen : I don't know if anybody ever told you this, but the honeymoon is supposed to end. It isn't real. The real part is settling down with someone. The three-month milestone.

  Blair Waldorf : It is not a milestone. It's a gravestone. Settling down means death. Less sex, more silence. We found a way to avoid that which works for us.