Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Winter Is Coming (2011)
Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister
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Quotes
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Tyrion Lannister : Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon Snow : What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion Lannister : All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.
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Tyrion Lannister : Should I explain the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse, brother?
Jaime Lannister : You've much to teach me, no doubt, but our sister craves your attention.
Tyrion Lannister : She has odd cravings, our sister.
Jaime Lannister : A family trait.
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Jon Snow : You're Tyrion Lannister, the queen's brother?
Tyrion Lannister : My greatest accomplishment. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?
[Jon turns to walk away]
Tyrion Lannister : Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard, though.
Jon Snow : Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
Tyrion Lannister : And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you the bastard.
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Ros : Did you hear the king's in Winterfell?
Tyrion Lannister : I did hear something about that.
Ros : And the queen and her twin brother. They say that he's the most handsome man in the Seven Kingdoms.
Tyrion Lannister : And the other brother?
Ros : The queen has two brothers?
Tyrion Lannister : There's the pretty one and there's the clever one.
Ros : Mmm, I hear they call him the Imp.
Tyrion Lannister : I hear he hates that nickname.
Ros : Oh? I hear he's more than earned it. I hear he's a drunken little lecher, prone to all manner of perversions.
Tyrion Lannister : Clever girl.
Ros : We've been expecting you, Lord Tyrion.
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Jaime Lannister : [interrupting Tyrion at a whorehouse] The Starks are feasting us at sundown. Don't leave me alone with these people.
Tyrion Lannister : I'm sorry, I've begun the feast a bit early. And this is the first of many courses.
Jaime Lannister : I thought you might say that. But since we're short on time...
[opening the door, where a few other prostitutes wait]
Jaime Lannister : Come on, girls.
[they join Tyrion on the bed]
Jaime Lannister : See you at sundown.
Tyrion Lannister : Close the door!
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Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane : Rough night, imp?
Tyrion Lannister : If I get through this without squirting from one end or the other, it'll be a miracle.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane : I didn't pick you for a hunter.
Tyrion Lannister : Well, the greatest in the land; my spear never misses.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane : It's not hunting if you pay for it.