"Community" Introduction to Film (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett

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  • Shirley : Isn't Abed's dad like a hardcore Muslim? They're not as forgiving as Christians. He'll cut your head off with a salami sword.

    Annie Edison : Shirley! That is the most racist thing I've ever heard.

    Jeff Winger : Pierce will top that in one minute.

  • Professor Whitman : What's your name?

    Shirley : My name is Shirley Bennett.

    Professor Whitman : Shirley, you get an "A"... Oh. If you can tell me why you are here at Greendale. Shirley?

    Shirley : [sweet voice]  To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.

    Professor Whitman : Why... are you here?

    Shirley : [confused serious voice]  To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.

    Professor Whitman : [loudly insistent]  Why are you here?

    Shirley : Because I wasted 15 years of my life on a man who left me with nothing but stretch marks and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms. And now it's time to get what's mine.

    Professor Whitman : Day seized.

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