The League (I) (2009–2015)
Nick Kroll: Ruxin
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Quotes
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Rafi : You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
Ruxin : They do. Do you know how to read?
Rafi : I get by, all right?
Ruxin : What do you know?
Rafi : You know, like... red means stop.
Ruxin : Great.
Rafi : Green means go.
Ruxin : Good.
Rafi : Yellow's the other one.
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Kevin : [whispering] I need you to teach me how to be a liar.
Ruxin : You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I'm not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.
Kevin : Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know.
