Jonathan is joined tonight by comedian Norman Lovett, anthropologist and self-described voyeur Ted Polhemus, Chris Eraclides, owner of Zorba, the world's heaviest dog (who is also present), and actress/singer Pia Zadora. Mica Paris and Will Downing also appear to perform their cover of Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway's "Where is the Love?".—anon