Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011 Video)

George Lopez: Papi

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Quotes 

• Papi : [Papi is teaching the puppies how to dig]  Bueno! Bueno, bueno, dig, my puppies! Dig as if you were burying your favorite bone!

  Appoline : [the puppies don't realize that a stuck-up French poodle is behind them and they accidentally flick dirt on her. Appoline shrieks]  Sacre bleu! Oh, you idiots! You got me dirty!

  Papi Jr. : [to Appoline]  Sorry.

  Lala : [apologizing to Appoline]  I'm sorry.

  Papi : [to Appoline]  Pardon me, senorita, my kids got a little carried away with their digging.

  [the puppies bark] 

  Appoline : [to Papi, thinking he is too unimportant to speak to her]  And, who said you can speak to me?

  Chloe : [to Delta, Sebastian and Bimini about Appoline]  Uh-oh, it's *her* again! I'll be right back.

  [Chloe leaves to find Papi] 

  Appoline : [to Papi]  Well, you look like a stray! How did you even get *in* here?

  Chloe : [whispering to Papi]  Papi, what's going on?

  Appoline : Quelle terrible! As if there weren't *enough* of you *peasants*!

  Chloe : [not falling for the accent]  Oh, enough with that fake accent! Everyone already knows you're from The Valley!

  Appoline : [scoffs]  Your little fluff balls ruined my perm!

  Chloe : If there's a problem here, you say it to *me* but leave my kids out of it!

  Papi : Easy, Mama Bear. She's just all mad because she looks like a big, angry Q-Tip!

• Colleen Mansfield : [noticing that Papi, Chloe and Papi are harassing Appoline]  No, no, no, no, *no*! Shoo! Shoo-shoo! Leave my dog alone!

  [the puppies bark] 

  Colleen Mansfield : Scoundrels!

  Papi : [to Colleen]  Excuse me, Miss. I think we just got off on the wrong paw.

  Sam Cortez : [walking over to Papi, Chloe and the pups and noticing an argument between them, Colleen and Appoline]  Whoa, is there a problem here?

  Colleen Mansfield : [clipping Appoline's dog leash and exhales, motioning to him the "Beverly Hills Residents Only" sign]  You know, this park is for Beverly Hills residents only! Don't you have dog parks where *you* live?

  Sam Cortez : [to Colleen]  Hey, we have a right to be here!

  Colleen Mansfield : Really? Well, then keep your little animals away from Mademoiselle Marie Appoline Bouvier!

  Appoline : C'est moi!

  Colleen Mansfield : She's a prize-winning show dog!

  [to Appoline] 

  Colleen Mansfield : Aren't you baby?

  [to Sam] 

  Colleen Mansfield : *And* a three-time champion of the Beverly Hills Dog Show.

  [French techno-pop music plays as Appoline is shown with her many trophies and medals] 

  Colleen Mansfield : She can't handle stress.

  Sam Cortez : Then how does she handle *you*?

  Papi : [chuckles]  Somebody get some ice for that burn! Whoop!

  Colleen Mansfield : Come, Appoline!

  [gives them a dirty look] 

  Colleen Mansfield : We're done here.

  [Appoline curses them in French] 

  Sam Cortez : [to himself]  Friendly.

  Papi : [yelling out to Appoline]  Hey, Mademoiselle! Don't look now, but somebody shaved your heinie!

  [Appoline gasps] 

  Chloe : [Chloe chuckles]  Oh, Papi! You're *terrible*!