True Blood (TV Series)

9 Crimes (2010)

Carrie Preston: Arlene Fowler

Quotes 

• Sam Merlotte : Here, let me help you.

  Arlene Fowler : God, you wanna help me? How about doing your job, boss? Right now I'm a hostess, waitress, bartender, busboy, because everybody you hire comes to work whenever they fucking feel like it or ends up dead!

• Arlene Fowler : A hostess ain't gonna help me with my workload. And she sure as heck ain't helping herself to my tips.

  Sam Merlotte : Calm down. I put an ad in the Pennysaver for another waitress. No one said anything about Jessica getting tips.

  Arlene Fowler : People love giving redheads tips!

• Arlene Fowler : You let in every stray, Sam. I mean, first that old dog, and then your folks, and now Jessica. I mean, it's your business. It's not a charity.

  Sam Merlotte : I can take care of myself. My folks won't be coming around anymore.

  Terry Bellefleur : You sure they know that? Because they're grilling in the parking lot.

  [Sam runs of to deal with this] 

  Terry Bellefleur : One thing's for sure: we'll never be as bad of parents as they are.