- Paul McCartney: [while awaiting John's tardy arrival, Paul sits with Ringo, Neil Aspinall, and various crew members, discussing the constant presence of Yoko Ono] We probably do need... really, sort of a central daddy figure to say, you know, "Nine o'clock, leave your girls at home, lads." You know, we're all... But it's gonna be such an incredible sort of comical thing, like, in 50 years' time, you know. "They broke up 'cause Yoko sat on an amp."
- [John, Yoko, Ringo, Paul, and others having a chat]
- John Lennon: They died that we might wank.
- [all, except Yoko, laughing]
- Yoko Ono: What are they laughing about?
- John Lennon: I'm talking about the Boy Scouts who aren't allowed to masturbate.
- Yoko Ono: Oh.
- John Lennon: It's very tempting when you're wearing shorts. If they only wore long trousers, maybe they'd stand a chance, you know? But I can tell you, you don't go blind but very shortsighted.
- [all, except Yoko, roaring with laughter]
- Yoko Ono: Are you talking from experience then, John?