The Lego Movie (2014)

Liam Neeson: Bad Cop, Good Cop, Pa Cop

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Quotes 

• Bad Cop : Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!

• Bad Cop : Playing dumb, Masterbuilder?

  Emmet : No! I- Masterbuilder?

  Bad Cop : Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?

  Emmet : No, I...

  Bad Cop : Or the Special?

  Emmet : No! No, I...

  Bad Cop : You're a liar!

  [Starts kicking and wrestling a chair] 

  Emmet : Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

  Bad Cop : [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room]  Oh yes, but we're not done yet.

  [Face changes to the cheerful Good Cop] 

  Bad Cop : Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

  [Sets cup of water on table] 

  Emmet : Yeah.

  [reaches for cup] 

  Emmet : Yeah, actually...

  Bad Cop : [face changes back to Bad Cop]  Too bad.

  [Knocks cup off the table] 

• Bad Cop : You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.

  Emmet : That's disgusting!

• [after Batman flies in and saves them] 

  Batman : Relax, everybody, I'm here.

  Emmet : Batman!

  [to Lucy] 

  Batman : What's up, babe?

  Lucy : Babe!

  Emmet : What?

  Lucy : Oh, sorry.

  [to Batman] 

  Lucy : Batman, this is Emmet.

  [to Emmet] 

  Lucy : Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.

  Batman : I'm Batman.

  Emmet : That's your boyfriend?

  [Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] 

  Emmet : Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

  Lucy : It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?

  [she turns to see Batman has disappeared] 

  Bad Cop : There he is!

  Batman : Police to meet you, Bad Cop.

  [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle] 

  Bad Cop : Batman! The pleasure is all mine!

  [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle] 

  Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.

  [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground] 

• Emmet : Isn't there a good cop?

  Bad Cop : [Changes to good cop]  Hi buddy! Want a cup of water?

  Emmet : Yeah, actually.

  Bad Cop : [Changes back to bad cop] 

  [Smacks water away] 

  Bad Cop : Too bad!

• Bad Cop : Get off my train.

• Bad Cop : [after he shows to have joined Emmet's side]  I hope there's still some "good cop" in me.

  Good Cop : [Spins his head around to where Good Cop's face was and draws a hackneyed smiley face on it]  Yay!

• Good Cop : Hi, everybody! How is the melting going?

  [switches to Bad Cop] 

  Bad Cop : Hey, hey, hey, HEY! Red alert! I need everyone, repeat 'everyone' to go after the special!

• President Business : Go ahead and finish the job.

  Bad Cop : Of course, sir.

  Good Cop : [switches]  No, I don't want to!

  Bad Cop : [switches]  You have to!

  Good Cop : [switches]  I don't want to!

  Bad Cop : [switches]  Will you please be quiet?

  Good Cop : [switches]  I can't!

  Bad Cop : [switches]  You must!

  Good Cop : [switches]  But they...

  Bad Cop : [switches]  Shut it!

  Good Cop : [switches]  It's not nice!

  Bad Cop : [switches]  It's your job!

  Good Cop : [switches]  I can't do it! They're innocent!