The Lego Movie (2014)

Nick Offerman: Metal Beard

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Quotes 

• Benny : Disable the shield! Come on! You are undermining me!

  Computer : Which phrase would you like me to underline?

  Benny : Disable the shield!

  Metalbeard : Let me try.

  [to the computer] 

  Metalbeard : Be ye disabling of yond shield.

  Computer : Disabling shield.

  Benny : What?

• Unikitty : So why did you come back?

  Metalbeard : This be-doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

  Emmet : Oh, thank you.

  Metalbeard : Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

  Emmet : Oh. Thank you.

• Metalbeard : [describing President Business' office]  ... Guarded by a robot army and secondary measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants...

• Emmet : [to the Master Builders]  I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...

  Metalbeard : [Gets up from his seat, yelling]  Really hard?

  [Looming over Emmet] 

  Metalbeard : WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!

• Unikitty : [to Metalbeard]  So why did you come back?

  Metalbeard : This be doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

  Emmet : Oh, thank you.

  Metalbeard : Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

  Emmet : [Disappointed]  Oh. Thank you.

• Emmet : [to Metablbeard]  Who are you?

  Metalbeard : The name be Metalbeard. And I'll tell you my tale of woe.

  Vitruvius : Oh, great, here we go again.

• Metalbeard : [after Benny tries to disable the shields several times with no luck]  Let me try.

  [to computer] 

  Metalbeard : Be ye disabling of yon shields?

  Computer : Disabling shields.

  Benny : What?