- Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has just joined the protest] Jenna Maroney is great! No new castmember!
- Tracy Jordan: New what? If it's a blonde woman, I'ma kill myself!
- Jenna Maroney: Did you hear what happened? I am so upset.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, no. Okay, let me explain...
- Jenna Maroney: I came in here to shoot these tennis promos, and they had blue gels on the lights. You know that makes my teeth look see-through. You weren't here to do your job, Liz.
- Liz Lemon: Okay, well, Josh quit.
- Jenna Maroney: Who? Jack's counting on Country Jenna to save the show, but I just want to understand what it is that's distracting you from the one thing you've been told to do.
- Liz Lemon: Really? You wanna know what I've been doing?
- Jenna Maroney: Yes, Liz. Enlighten me.
- Liz Lemon: Jack is hiring a new cast member.
- Jenna Maroney: [Screaming to the top of her lungs] If it is a blonde woman, I will kill myself!
- Liz Lemon: No one can know about this.
- Cerie: Know about what?
- Liz Lemon: Pete's stealing money!
- Pete Hornberger: Liz's uterus fell out!
- Cerie: Oh. I think I already knew that.
- Jack: Tracy, you may come from humble beginnings, but you've been rich for a long time. I think it's affecting your act.
- Tracy Jordan: [performing stand-up at a comedy club] You know how on St. Barts people be eating they lobster like this?
- [imitates picky eating]
- Tracy Jordan: Nom, nom, nom, nom... Don't look at me in the eyes!
- Tracy Jordan: Have I lost touch with my roots? I better talk to Rabbi Shmuley about this.
- Kenneth Parcell: Sir, I have a problem with my time card.
- Jack: So naturally you came to me because this company is just the two of us.