Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Beauty Pageant (2009)
Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate
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Quotes
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April Ludgate : So, I was just at the grind and I thought you might want an iced mocha with extra, extra whipped cream.
Leslie Knope : Oh, my. Thank you so much, April. Wow.
April Ludgate : You're welcome. Oh, by the way, completely unrelated, I just signed up for the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant.
Leslie Knope : That's wonderful. You know, that is why I decided to become a judge. So that awesome girls like you who are not, you know, classically hot, can be rewarded for their intelligence and savvy.
April Ludgate : [to camera] Beauty pageants are idiotic, but I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee pageant gets 600 dollars. I can be idiotic for 600 dollars.
[to Leslie]
April Ludgate : So are you gonna vote for me, sister?
Leslie Knope : April, it's unethical for me to show you favoritism. You and I are like family.
April Ludgate : The coffee's seven dollars.
Leslie Knope : Yes, right. Of course.
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April Ludgate : Um, this is an impression of my sister. Hi, I'm Natalie. I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem.
Charles : [loud laughter]