Les Mahoney: Trooper Watson

Quotes 

• Jerome : I loved Smokey and the bandit growin up, saw the car and had to have it.

  Trooper Watson : Uh-huh, Smokey and the Bandit, is that right? You sure you didn't steal this car?

  Jerome : No sir, I didn't steal the car.

• Jerome : The gentleman I bought it from was... a redneck... no offense sir, I just haven't had a chance to take off the flags.

  Trooper Watson : Well, why don't you find the chance to show me some identification?

• Trooper Watson : In all my years doin' police work, I know one thing - there ain't a negro in all creation owns a car like this!