CSI: Miami (TV Series)
Dude, Where's My Groom? (2009)
Eddie Cibrian: CSI Detective Jesse Cardoza
Quotes
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Jesse Cardoza : [entering a trashed hotel room] It looks like a bomb went off in here.
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Sean Anderson : Why the hell was I arrested?
Julio : Trespassing, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest.
Jack Williams : This wuss?
Jesse Cardoza : Well, now we know why you didn't make it to the strip club.
Julio : Bail was set real high. You must have really pissed someone off.
Sean Anderson : I don't even jaywalk! I'm in my church choir. I don't piss people off.
Jack Williams : Well, you piss me off sometimes.
Jesse Cardoza : All right, listen, Frick and Frack. Shut up. Who filed the complaint?
Julio : Uh... Clay Bennett.
Sean Anderson : Clay Bennett? The hotel developer?
Jack Williams : You are so screwed. That guys owns half of Florida.
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Jesse Cardoza : [after hearing Carmel's version of the evening] Alright. Well, we'll just have to check the video surveillance just to be sure.
Carmel Owens : Take it up with my boss
[She smiles and leans into him]
Carmel Owens : , Dimples.
Calleigh Duquesne : [as Carmel walks away] All right, "Dimples." You heard her, let's go get the footage.
Jesse Cardoza : [Looking uncomfortable] Yeah, no. How about You take it up with the boss and I'll see why Sean wasn't here with his pals?
Calleigh Duquesne : Fine
[She smiles/laughs walking away]
Calleigh Duquesne : Fine.
[Jesse looks around at the dancers and lets out his breadth before leaving]