Carlos Alazraqui: Lazlo, Clam

Quotes 

• Lazlo : [after seeing the billboard about Camp Dinkey]  Hmm. A camp made just for me? What would that be like? It could be anything I want. It could have a sign, a flagpole, a mess hall, a bunch of cool campers.

  [claps his hands and pictures a camp exactly like Camp Kidney] 

  Lazlo : And the best part of all, a scoutmaster!

  Scoutmaster Lumpus : Lazlo! It's bad enough I got to spend reality with you! Leave me out of your twisted fantasies!

• [after discovering the billboard was just spelled wrong] 

  Samson : Camp Dinkey's really Camp Kidney?

  [except for Lazlo, the Bean Scouts all mutter and groan in disappointment] 

  Lazlo : Come on, fellas. All this time, we've been imagining the coolest camp possible, but maybe it's been Camp Kidney all along.

  [the Bean Scouts smile, then quickly disagree] 

  Edward : Let's face it. There's nothing cool about Camp Kidney.

  [a dark cloud appears and lightning strikes the billboard, setting it on fire and reducing it to ashes] 

  Bean Scouts : Cool!