- Lazlo: [after seeing the billboard about Camp Dinkey] Hmm. A camp made just for me? What would that be like? It could be anything I want. It could have a sign, a flagpole, a mess hall, a bunch of cool campers.
- [claps his hands and pictures a camp exactly like Camp Kidney]
- Lazlo: And the best part of all, a scoutmaster!
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: Lazlo! It's bad enough I got to spend reality with you! Leave me out of your twisted fantasies!
- [after discovering the billboard was just spelled wrong]
- Samson: Camp Dinkey's really Camp Kidney?
- [except for Lazlo, the Bean Scouts all mutter and groan in disappointment]
- Lazlo: Come on, fellas. All this time, we've been imagining the coolest camp possible, but maybe it's been Camp Kidney all along.
- [the Bean Scouts smile, then quickly disagree]
- Edward: Let's face it. There's nothing cool about Camp Kidney.
- [a dark cloud appears and lightning strikes the billboard, setting it on fire and reducing it to ashes]
- Bean Scouts: Cool!