Horrible Bosses (2011)
Jennifer Aniston: Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
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Quotes
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Dale Arbus : [walks into Julia's office, notices she is wearing nothing but heels, panties, and her white jacket covering her breasts] Oh, shit!
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : [pushes a lock button on her desk to prevent Dale from leaving]
Dale Arbus : Uh-oh.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : [motions to the chair] Will you have a seat, Dale?
Dale Arbus : Do I have to?
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Please.
Dale Arbus : Sure.
[slowly and awkwardly takes his seat]
Dale Arbus : This is a little ridiculous, but...
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you uncomfortable. I mean, it's just not professional, you know? And I pride myself on being a professional. So from now on, what I would like you to do is just tell me, you know... when and if, uh, I cross the line. Okay?
Dale Arbus : Okay. Now.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : What?
Dale Arbus : Well, now, you're kinda crossing a line... because you're naked.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Uh... I'm not naked, Dale. Can you *see* my pussy?
Dale Arbus : [nervously] Hmm... true. Um... but I think, uh, even really saying the word..."pussy", that's...
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : That's crossing the line?
Dale Arbus : Little bit.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : You're starting to sound like a little faggot there, Dale.
Dale Arbus : There we go! That one's another one. Probably illegal thing to say, too.
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Dale Arbus : Shut the fuck up for a second.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Don't you tell me to shut...
Dale Arbus : Julia, shut the fuck up for a second, all right? Now, here's what's gonna happen, okay? I'm going to take a very nice, very expensive two-week vacation with my fiancee. Let's call it a honeymoon, all right? And you are gonna pay for it. Then I'm going to return to a rape-free workplace, all right? Because if you so much as look at my sexy little ass, Julia, I will have yours locked the fuck up, you crazy bitch whore!
[Dale pauses]
Dale Arbus : Ah, that felt good.
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Dale Arbus : [Julia shows him pictures of her cavorting with him while he was unconscious] Rape. Rape, rape, this is what raping is. You're a raper, you've raped me. That's a rape! RAPE!
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Oh, just relax there, Jodie Foster. Your dick wasn't even hard.
Dale Arbus : That does not give me any relief.
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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : [after spraying Dale's crotch with water] Well, Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!
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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : You're gonna give me that dong, Dale.
Dale Arbus : My dong?
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : You are going to fuck my slutty little mouth.
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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : Are you gonna slap me in the face with your cock?
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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : You're engaged now,
Dale Arbus : Right.
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. : And I respect the institution of marriage way too much to violate it. So that's why you're gonna have to do me well before the wedding.
