It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention (2009)
Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds
Quotes
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Dee Reynolds : What is "Night Crawlers"?
Dennis Reynolds : It's a game where they crawl around in the night like worms.
Charlie Kelly : I never said that.
Frank Reynolds : Yeah, well that's what it is.
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Mac : I have an idea.
Frank Reynolds : [turns in fear] Where did you come from?
Mac : Frank, I've been walking next to you this entire time.
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Frank Reynolds : [at the cemetery] Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna.
Donna : Hello, Frank.
Frank Reynolds : You surprised to see me?
Donna : No. You left several voicemails congratulating me on my husband's death.
Frank Reynolds : Well, I was pretty baked.
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Frank Reynolds : Intervention. Intervention. You banged my dead wife?
Mac : Well, she was alive at the time. But... Did you not know that?
Frank Reynolds : No.
Charlie Kelly : It's cool, man. It's cool. Intervention. Intervention, okay? Look, he's got a weird, um, fetish for older women, so don't hold it against him.
Mac : I don't have an older-woman fetish.
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, you do.
Mac : I don't wanna bang this chick.
[points to Tabitha]
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[Frank and Mac are walking down the street; Frank is cackling drunkenly and spraying beer out of his mouth]
Mac : [tapping him on the shoulder] All right, Frank, here's another idea.
Frank Reynolds : [surprised] Oh-ho-oh! Where'd you come from?
Mac : I've been walking next to you the entire time.
Frank Reynolds : [opening another beer] Sorry, I'm-I'm a little, uh, lit. And, uh, I been goin' over this thing, I'm tryin' to figure out how...
Mac : [overlapping] How to bang Donna. I know, you've been talkin' about it for the last five miles. You know what, dude, it doesn't matter, I got a better idea. I think you should bang Gail the Snail.
[Frank gulps down his beer]
Frank Reynolds : My niece?
Mac : Yeah!
Frank Reynolds : Gail the Snail?
Mac : Yeah, dude, what's more depraved than that, huh? Plus you're not blood-related, so it's not that weird.
Frank Reynolds : [belches in Mac's face] That is a good idea. I like the way you're thinkin'.
Mac : [annoyed] Yeah.
[Frank hawks several times; Mac grimaces and waves his hand in front of his face]
Frank Reynolds : What's in it for you?
Mac : Huh?
[Frank hawks again]
Mac : Uugghh, Jesus...
Frank Reynolds : What's in it for you?
Mac : Don't worry about what's in it for me, dude.
[Frank hawks again]
Mac : Oh, my God, you are disgusting! A disgusting animal!
[he walks away; Frank hawks one more time as beer foam bubbles out of his mouth and down his chest]
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Frank Reynolds : [cocks gun as he enters the bar] Where's the goddamn fire?