- Harry Morton: George, as a rule I'm an unemotional man, but on this occasion I feel I would be remiss in my duty if I didn't assure you straightforwardly that you are an unparalleled example of camaraderie and possess all the instincts of a true Samaritan.
- George Burns: I've been so nice to you, why are you getting so nasty?
- Harry Morton: George, you are an incorrigible buffoon!
- George Burns: Now, that's better!