Inside the Actors Studio (TV Series)
Family Guy (2009)
Alex Borstein: Self - Guest
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Quotes
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James Lipton - Host : In Family Guy, tell me, Loretta, how does a hot-blooded woman like you wind up with a peaceable man like Cleveland?
Alex Borstein : [as Loretta] I think it's... ying-yang,
[Seth bursts out laughing]
Alex Borstein : opposites attract.
[in her regular voice]
Alex Borstein : He divorced me, though, it's over.
James Lipton - Host : I know.
Mike Henry : [as Cleveland, indignantly] You fucked Quagmire!
Alex Borstein : [as Loretta] Well...! You gave me girth; I was lookin' for length.
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James Lipton - Host : [on Mila Kunis not being present at the taping] I'm talking of course about Mila Kunis; the wonderful irony of that role is that the exceedingly plain Meg is played by this exceedingly beautiful woman.
[shows a photo of Mila]
Alex Borstein : I'm glad she's not here; I look prettier.
James Lipton - Host : For that matter, so do I.
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Himself - Host : And now the moment the students have waited for: what is your favorite curse word?
Seth MacFarlane : "Jesus Christ."
Alex Borstein : [happily] "Cunt."
Seth Green : I'm a big fan of "motherfucker," but when Tom Hanks was on here, he reminded me that "horseshit" is fantastically useful. Because it sounds so classic - when someone's like "oh, blah blah," and you're like "that is HORSESHIT!"
[grins]
Mike Henry : A series of "fucks."
[angrily]
Mike Henry : "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
[quietly]
Mike Henry : ... fuck."
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James Lipton - Host : If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Seth MacFarlane : "I'm really sorry about all my followers."
Alex Borstein : "You look much thinner in person."
Seth Green : "You can slam-dunk up here."
Mike Henry : "I never judged you based on all the shit jokes and all the muff jokes you told. C'mon in."
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Alex Borstein : [as Lois, giggling] It's not every day I'm on Lipton's show!
Seth MacFarlane : [as Peter, to Alex] If you want to sleep with him, I will be okay with that.
Alex Borstein : [as Lois] Really? He can be my freebie?
Seth MacFarlane : [as Peter] Remember how we said "freebie"? Yeah.
Alex Borstein : [as Lois] Really?
Seth MacFarlane : [as Peter] Yeah, yeah. You get him, I get Bonnie Franklin. That's you. There you go. You are welcome. He's a classy guy.
Alex Borstein : [as Lois] Okay.
Seth MacFarlane : [as Peter] And I betcha...
[to Lipton]
Seth MacFarlane : I speak for you, sir...
[to Alex]
Seth MacFarlane : I bet he's gotta big dick.
[audience laughs and applauds]
Seth MacFarlane : [as Peter, to audience] What? It's - I'm a guest - I'm a guest and you're supposed to pay your host a compliment.
[to Lipton]
Seth MacFarlane : That is my compliment to you, sir, Mr. Lipton. I bet you have - you have a formidable penis.
Alex Borstein : [as Lois, to audience] He's certainly not denying it, is he, folks?