- [they appear in the live-action universe]
- Stewie Griffin: Uhh, Brian? This feels weird...
- Brian Griffin: Hit the button!
- Stewie Griffin: [sighs as human Brian walks off at the end] "Ah, look at him go. Free in a world of his own kind, where he finally reach the full pent-"
- [tires screech off-screen, followed by an audible THUD]
- Stewie Griffin: "OH MY GOD HE GOT HIT BY A CAR!"
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, God, let's go, quick! Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says "Social Security" pouring a bucket that says "Alternative Minimum Tax" over a sad Statue of Liberty holding a "Democracy" umbrella!
- Police Dog: [In the "human and dog role reversal" world, Police Dog hands Brian a leash] You better put that thing on a leash, sir, or I'm going to have to fine you.
- Stewie Griffin: [Brian tries to put leash on Stewie] Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty dog.
- Brian Griffin: Okay, I'm a new neighbor, and you're my pet human, Hotchkis, got it?
- Stewie Griffin: [stammers] I'm not so crazy about "Hotchkis" anymore.
- Brian Griffin: What do you mean? You came up with Hotchkis.
- Stewie Griffin: Eh, I know, but how about Axel or Maximillian or Dex? You know, it's gotta have an "x" in it 'cause that means I have cool parents who take me on expensive ski trips on spring break and I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and...
- [Brian rings the doorbell]
- Dog Peter: [scampering to the door] Omigodiknowthatsounditmeanstheresapotentialintruderatthefrontdoororoneofmypalseitherwayimexcitedandreadyforanything!
- [opens the door]
- Dog Peter: Hello!
- Stewie Griffin: Heh.
- Brian Griffin: Hello, my name is Blake Carrington.
- Stewie Griffin: Aw.
- Brian Griffin: And this is my human, Gabe.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, no, what?