Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Hammered (2009)

Richard Belzer: Sergeant John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : [to Dalton]  If I had a nickel for every dead prostitute...

  Dalton Rindell : I never woke up with I've never used a prostitute.

  John Munch : Sorry, without gallows humor to cope with what we see every day, I'd go stark raving mad.

  Odafin Tutuola : What do you mean, go?

• Captain Donald Cragen : [to Olivia and Elliot]  Now, what part of taking a killer rapist on a field trip sounded like a bright idea?

  John Munch : Dalton wasn't technically under...

  Captain Donald Cragen : Zip it, John. They are perfectly capable of making their own half-assed excuses.