Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : [to Will and Bryan] I came over here to congratulate you on your new role. Local director Herb Duncan does the dry clean for the cheerios, and he let slip that you just landed the lead role in Les Mis!
[Will looks overwhelmed, and Bryan lets go of his smile]
Sue Sylvester : Congratulations. I'm ecstatic! And the good news just keep coming, because you got a part too, Bryan. The exciting role of Townsperson. You got a line too. Right back here in the second act, you get to say... 'Hooray!' Congratulations to both of you, I can't wait for opening night!
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Sue Sylvester : I thought you were gonna take a hatchet to that Glee Club.
Bryan Ryan : I was, but you may have heard I plan on making my return to the stage next month in a local production of "Les Miz", and I've had something of a personal awakening. So I've decided to examine all of the extracurricular activities here at this school, and Sue, your Cheerios budget is out of control.
Sue Sylvester : Let me remind you of something, Mr. Ryan. The Cheerios sell tickets.
Bryan Ryan : Not enough to offset your costs.
Sue Sylvester : I am very tired of athletics always taking a back seat. When daily P.E. was cut at this school, no one batted an eye. But cut a dance program, cancel the school musical, and suddenly there's an uproar.
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Bryan Ryan : I did a little research, Sue. Did you know that studies have shown that reading Shakespeare might help kids learn physics? That singing helps you learn pitch, which makes learning a foreign language easier? That when a kid picks up a clarinet or a trumpet, every region of the cerebral cortex is stimulated?
Sue Sylvester : Well, that's all very interesting, but did you know that a third of American teenagers are obese, and only 2% of high schools require any form of daily physical activity? Where's your outrage about that, Mr. Ryan? Sports teach kids how to work together, teaches problem solving and social skills, it improves attendance, not to mention grades, particularly among those students deemed most at risk.
Bryan Ryan : You've done your homework.
Sue Sylvester : I'm an educator. Now, I realize my methods are unconventional, but my record speaks for itself. Is it a tad over the top to bill the district for skydiving lessons to have the Cheerios parachuted onto the football field? Perhaps. But what I do here makes a difference.
Bryan Ryan : Sue, you're an impressive woman. I can't tell you how much you turn me on right now. You ever heard of the term "anger sex"?
Sue Sylvester : It's the only kind I know, Bryan.
Bryan Ryan : I should tell you I'm married.
Sue Sylvester : Not a problem for me.
Bryan Ryan : And I'm still cutting half your budget.
Sue Sylvester : Eh, you win some, you lose some.
Bryan Ryan : Should I lock the door?
Sue Sylvester : No. Got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.
