Gossip Girl (TV Series)

They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? (2009)

Sarah Steele: Kira Abernathy

Quotes 

• Kira Abernathy : [while Blair performs makeover]  I don't understand. How can you make me queen?

  Blair Waldorf : Simple. To become queen, you must take *down* the queen.

  Kira Abernathy : But... I wanna be Jenny's friend.

  Blair Waldorf : Kira, let me tell you a story.

  [waits for assistant to leave] 

  Blair Waldorf : I used to have a friend like Jenny. She was beautiful, fabulous. She let me make all these sacrifices for her. Know what I got back from that exactly? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes.

  [shakes her head] 

  Blair Waldorf : Serena will never like you the way you like her.

  Kira Abernathy : You mean Jenny.

  Blair Waldorf : Details. Now, are you ready to be queen? Or do I need to find another frog?