It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Waitress Is Getting Married (2009)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how 'bout your favorite food, what would that be?

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, milk steak.

  Dennis Reynolds : Hm, what?

  Charlie Kelly : Milk steak.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not putting milk steak!

  Mac : Just put steak, just put regular steak...

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm gonna put steak.

  Charlie Kelly : Don't put steak, put milk steak. She'll know what it is.

  Dennis Reynolds : No, she won't know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what's your favorite hobby?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, magnets.

  Dennis Reynolds : Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?

  Mac : Playing with magnets?

  Charlie Kelly : Just magnets.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding. Alright, what are some of your likes?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, ghouls.

  Mac : Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?

  Charlie Kelly : You know, funny little green ghouls.

  Dennis Reynolds : What, like in movies? In cartoons?

  Charlie Kelly : Little green ghouls, buddy!

  Mac : Don't write ghouls!

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not, I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?

  Charlie Kelly : People's knees.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, come on! Dude, come on! We'll make the whole thing up, let's get outta here. We're not even gonna use you.

  Mac : Bro, you've gotta be kidding. You know what, we'll just make it all up.

  Charlie Kelly : Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere...

• Mac : How much cheese have you eaten today?

  Charlie Kelly : How much cheese is too much cheese?

  Dennis Reynolds : Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

• Charlie Kelly : But I am who I am.

  Mac : Yeah, but let's pretend you're not like who you are and just try to attract a woman.

• Dee Reynolds : In the meantime I'll try to sabotage the wedding by luring Brad away from her.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeaaah.

  Mac : Dee, save yourself the embarassment.

• Dennis Reynolds : You know what I just realized? I don't care about anything she's saying, but what I do care about is the fact that Charlie might go postal when he finds out about this and kill all of us.

  Mac : Right. Shit, we're probably the one's at real risk here, huh?