- Dennis Reynolds: Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how 'bout your favorite food, what would that be?
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, milk steak.
- Dennis Reynolds: Hm, what?
- Charlie Kelly: Milk steak.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not putting milk steak!
- Mac: Just put steak, just put regular steak...
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm gonna put steak.
- Charlie Kelly: Don't put steak, put milk steak. She'll know what it is.
- Dennis Reynolds: No, she won't know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what's your favorite hobby?
- Charlie Kelly: Uh, magnets.
- Dennis Reynolds: Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?
- Mac: Playing with magnets?
- Charlie Kelly: Just magnets.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding. Alright, what are some of your likes?
- Charlie Kelly: Uh, ghouls.
- Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
- Charlie Kelly: You know, funny little green ghouls.
- Dennis Reynolds: What, like in movies? In cartoons?
- Charlie Kelly: Little green ghouls, buddy!
- Mac: Don't write ghouls!
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not, I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?
- Charlie Kelly: People's knees.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, come on! Dude, come on! We'll make the whole thing up, let's get outta here. We're not even gonna use you.
- Mac: Bro, you've gotta be kidding. You know what, we'll just make it all up.
- Charlie Kelly: Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere...
- Charlie Kelly: I'm gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.
- Jackie: What is it that you do again?
- Charlie Kelly: I'm like a janitor at- um, I'm a... full-on rapist, you know? Uh, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sorta thing.
- Mrs. Mac: This party sucks!
- Dee Reynolds: You suck!
- Charlie's Mom: I need a ride!
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!
- Charlie Kelly: I'll tell you what, let me pop a quick 'H' on the box.
- [draws H on box]
- Charlie Kelly: This way we'll all know it's full of hornets.
- Dennis Reynolds: Do what you gotta do.
- Mac: How much cheese have you eaten today?
- Charlie Kelly: How much cheese is too much cheese?
- Dennis Reynolds: Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
- Charlie Kelly: But I am who I am.
- Mac: Yeah, but let's pretend you're not like who you are and just try to attract a woman.
- Dennis Reynolds: As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornet's nest.
- Charlie Kelly: I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
- Dennis Reynolds: There's some very basic science out there supporting that.
- Dee Reynolds: [ambushing the waitress and Brad] Is it a yes or a no 'cause you're kinda holding up traffic here, it's just- it's rude.
- Dee Reynolds: Brad Fisher, no way! You look amazing! Your acne cleared up really well.
- Brad Fisher: I kinda grew into myself.
- Dee Reynolds: Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Why did I ever break up with you?
- Brad Fisher: It was 'cause of the acne.
- Dee Reynolds: Was it 'cause of the acne?
- Brad Fisher: Yeah, uh, when it got real bad you dumped me and you said it was 'cause I was gonna grow up to look like Edward James Olmos.
- Dee Reynolds: In the meantime I'll try to sabotage the wedding by luring Brad away from her.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeaaah.
- Mac: Dee, save yourself the embarassment.
- Dennis Reynolds: You know what I just realized? I don't care about anything she's saying, but what I do care about is the fact that Charlie might go postal when he finds out about this and kill all of us.
- Mac: Right. Shit, we're probably the one's at real risk here, huh?