Kaboom (2010)

Thomas Dekker: Smith

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• Smith : It's always the same dream. I'm wandering, naked, in this strange maze of hallways, and I feel this creeping sense of impending doom, like something terrible's about to happen. I pass my roommate, my mom, my best friend Stella - basically every significant person in my life - and they're all just staring at me like I'm some kind of museum display behind glass. Then I see two people I've never met before - a mysterious, unearthly, beautiful woman, and this red-haired girl, and they both seem to be leading me deeper into the corridor. This is when I notice the black door. And I'm not sure why, but somehow I know that I've got to find out what's behind it. So I grab hold of the knob, open the door and discover... a dumpster.

• Stella : So, anyways, the party tonight...

  [Smith groans] 

  Stella : You're going. Lorelei, this hot girl from my Emotion Painting class, invited me.

  Smith : Lorelei? As in legendary siren luring helpless sailors to their doom?

  Stella : Yeah, I know. She's gorge and I need a wingman, so you're drafted.

  Smith : So that you can hook up and ditch me after five seconds.

  Stella : Basically.

• Smith : And what do you make of him, uh, trying to blow himself this afternoon?

  Stella : He likes having his sword swallowed. Not exactly a revelation.

• Smith : I'm not sure how straight Thor really is.

  Stella : You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night.

  Smith : Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight. Case in point.

  Stella : The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking.

• Smith : You got something better to do?

  Stella : Uh, sucking a fart out of a dead seagull's ass?

• Smith : Sure you can't stay a little bit longer?

  London : Now, is that you or Smith Junior talking?

• Smith : So, are you worried?

  Stella : Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?