Kaboom (2010)

Haley Bennett: Stella

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• Stella : You meet some guy on a nude beach and after five minutes later you're downloading his hard drive in the back of a van? You're a slut.

• Stella : Next to putting a dick in your mouth with Lady Gaga playing in the background, that's about as gay as it gets.

• Stella : So, anyways, the party tonight...

  [Smith groans] 

  Stella : You're going. Lorelei, this hot girl from my Emotion Painting class, invited me.

  Smith : Lorelei? As in legendary siren luring helpless sailors to their doom?

  Stella : Yeah, I know. She's gorge and I need a wingman, so you're drafted.

  Smith : So that you can hook up and ditch me after five seconds.

  Stella : Basically.

• Smith : And what do you make of him, uh, trying to blow himself this afternoon?

  Stella : He likes having his sword swallowed. Not exactly a revelation.

• Stella : Nice hat, by the way. Are we in Paris?

• Stella : The guy sounds like a fucking asstard.

• Smith : I'm not sure how straight Thor really is.

  Stella : You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night.

  Smith : Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight. Case in point.

  Stella : The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking.

• Stella : Smith, college is just an intermission between high school and the rest of your life. It's four years of having sex, making stupid mistakes, and experiencing stuff. It's a pit stop, not the second coming of the Messiah.

• Smith : You got something better to do?

  Stella : Uh, sucking a fart out of a dead seagull's ass?

• Stella : Happy birthday, monkey-spanker.

• Smith : So, are you worried?

  Stella : Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?

• Lorelei : Tired already?

  Stella : We've been going at it for five hours. I mean, I love sex as much as anyone else, but if I come anymore tonight my cooch is going to break.

  Lorelei : But I want to make love again.

  Stella : You're kidding, right? What are you, some kind of insatiable sex maniac?

  Lorelei : Yes.

  Stella : Too bad, I'm beat.