How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Duel Citizenship (2009)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza.

  Ted Mosby : 2 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.

  Marshall Eriksen : Man, those Gazzola trips, that's... that's when we really became bros.

  Ted Mosby : We ate nothing but jerky.

  Marshall Eriksen : Drank nothing but Tantrum.

  Narrator : Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter. It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA.

  [Shows ratss on tantrum in a cage. The rats are very hyper. One rat literally explodes] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.

  Ted Mosby : I was color blind for two weeks after that.

  Marshall Eriksen : I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells.