Vacation (I) (2015)

Tim Heidecker: Utah Cop

Quotes 

• Colorado Cop : These people are clearly in the state of Colorado. That's my jurisdiction.

  Arizona Cop : Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle. Look at her left foot. Smack-dab in Arizona. You weed-legalizing, Mile-High piece of shit.

  Utah Cop : Hey, there's no reason for that language.

  Arizona Cop : Sorry, Officer Mormon. You don't like that? I have an idea. Why don't you plug up your ears with Mitt Romney's dick?

• Utah Cop : It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this holy place every night.