Vacation (I) (2015)
Steele Stebbins: Kevin Griswold
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Quotes
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Rusty Griswold : Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place. You know, like a... Like a drive-through burger place.
James Griswold : I don't know, Dad. I think we should steer clear of that.
Rusty Griswold : Good one, James.
Debbie Griswold : All right, enough, you guys. Dad hit a cow, okay? Let's just moo-ve on.
Kevin Griswold : Oh, I got one.
Rusty Griswold : Yeah, let's hear it.
Kevin Griswold : James is a piece of shit.
Rusty Griswold : Kinda missed the point there, buddy.
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Kevin Griswold : There was a hole in the side of my stall.
Rusty Griswold : Sounds like you found yourself a glory hole.
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James Griswold : Mom, do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse?
Debbie Griswold : I don't see why not.
Kevin Griswold : Do think I can shoot his guns?
Debbie Griswold : No, you cannot.
Kevin Griswold : Too bad.
Kevin Griswold : [to James] I would've shot you right off that fuckin' horse.
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Rusty Griswold : We're going to Walley World.
Debbie Griswold : What?
Kevin Griswold : This is some bullshit right here!
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Kevin Griswold : [after the whitewater rafting trip with a suicidal guide] Can we go home now?
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Kevin Griswold : You have such a vagina.
Rusty Griswold : Okay, enough, enough. Now, young man, we talked about the bullying of your older brother. That's right. We don't make fun of someone just because they're different.
James Griswold : I don't have a vagina.
Rusty Griswold : I'm just saying, if you did it wouldn't be okay for Kevin to tease you about your vagina.
James Griswold : Why are you making it sound like I have a vagina?
Rusty Griswold : I know you don't have a vagina. I'm not doing that.
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James Griswold : [surprised] What's Mom doing?
Rusty Griswold : She's, uh, teaching these bitches a lesson.
Kevin Griswold : [in awe] This is the best thing I've ever seen.
James Griswold : Why is she puking so much?
Rusty Griswold : It's for ass burgers.
