Modern Family (TV Series)
Fizbo (2009)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.
Cameron Tucker : [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown] Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!
Phil Dunphy : Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?
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Phil Dunphy : No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
Jungle Tanya : I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.
Phil Dunphy : That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
Jungle Tanya : Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Phil Dunphy : Ooh! Does it...
Jungle Tanya : -no, it does not breath fire.
Phil Dunphy : Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
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Cameron Tucker : Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
Phil Dunphy : Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.
Cameron Tucker : Really?
Phil Dunphy : Yeah, he never liked 'em.
Cameron Tucker : Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil Dunphy : Has anyone?
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Phil Dunphy : What'cha got there?
Claire Dunphy : These are supplies for the crafts table. I finally figured out what we're gonna be making.
Phil Dunphy : Kids bored?
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Claire Dunphy : These are supplies for the craft table. I finally figured what we're going to be making.
Phil Dunphy : Kids bored?