- Chief Inspector Daniel Clay: I want you to smoke some Zombies!
- Inspector U.W. Boll: Zombies? Yeah, I'll kick their asses!
- Chief Inspector Daniel Clay: We need our best man for this case.
- Inspector U.W. Boll: All our best man are dead!
- Chief Inspector Daniel Clay: You mean dead dead?
- Inspector U.W. Boll: Yes, Sir!
- Agent Ed E. Wood: They wanne destroy Vienna with bad music!
- Pia: Ha, that's impossible, we have the worst musicians here in Austria, they have no chance!
- Vampire Queen: Dracula, just in time for our grand finale!
- Vampire Queen: Vampire Queen, this time you've been gone much too far!