Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)
How to Be an All-Star (2010)
Andre Braugher: Owen Thoreau Jr.
Quotes
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Owen Thoreau Jr. : I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I will be having sexual relations tonight.
Joe Tranelli : Oh. Mm-hmm.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Both boys at a sleepover. Yes, sir!
Joe Tranelli : Mm-hm.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm!
Joe Tranelli : Give the one year old a little cold medicine and go to town, right?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, yeah, I will be going to town.
Terry Elliott : Look how excited you are. Is sex that rare?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : On the contrary. Melissa and I enjoy each other's company on a regular basis.
Terry Elliott : Regular?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.
Terry Elliott : He just about shot a Roman candle out of his pants.
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Joe Tranelli : What are you averaging these days?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Per month? Um, it could be anywhere from, uh, one to, I don't know, fifteen.
Joe Tranelli : Fifteen?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.
Joe Tranelli : Married man, kids. Fifteen times a month.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.
Terry Elliott : You know, solos don't count.
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Owen Thoreau Jr. : [visiting his father in the hospital] If I ever get like that, you're allowed to divorce me.
Melissa : Owen. Sharon, don't let that man get your goat. He will come around.
Sharon Thoreau : Owen, please knock some sense into him.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Me?
[she nods]
Owen Thoreau Jr. : You bring a baseball bat?