- 'Becky' Rebecca: If I knew you wanted romance, we'd be eating the same piece of spaghetti from a fucking garbage can lid right now.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: I really feel for you, man. It must be hard when the bottom drops out and you can't really on the good old teacher-student power dynamic anymore.
- Casper: I just expect shit to go the worst way possible.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: Well, that's probably why it does.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: You were trying to impress me or something?
- Casper: No, it just made me mad, is all. I kept seeing that one guy put his arm around you, and I could tell you didn't want him to. And then when you made that bank shot, he like picked you up and you're screaming for him to put you down.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: So you walked up to him and sucker punched him?
- Casper: You think that was a sucker punch? I totally gave him a second to see that I was going to swing at him. Plus I don't think any punch to the face really counts as a sucker punch.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: First of all, those are my friends, and that is a completely insane way of handling it.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: [about Afghanistan] What do you do there?
- Casper: Play a lot of bridge, Rummy 500. Double Solitaire is quite popular.
- 'Becky' Rebecca: [about being raped] I just remember thinking that I had this choice to be horribly traumatized, and not to be. And I chose door number two.