It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Wrestles for the Troops (2009)

Roddy Piper: Da' Maniac

Quotes 

• Da' Maniac : I love you guys, man. You know, you remind me of my kids.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, you got kids, Maniac?

  Da' Maniac : [long pause]  Nah. Not anymore.

  [walks away distraught] 

  Dennis Reynolds : What does that mean?

  Charlie Kelly : We got a problem. What is he- what is he talking about with his kids?

  Dennis Reynolds : Did he kill his kids?

• Charlie Kelly : What are you getting, an autograph? No, we're good, man. That's alright.

  Dennis Reynolds : We don't need an autograph, man. We were actually here for a different...

  Da' Maniac : [hands Charlie a piece of paper]  God bless you, man. You have a good time, you know, whale away...

  Charlie Kelly : This is a parking ticket.

• Da' Maniac : Loud noises make the squirrels go in my head, and... and I don't fight in the ring anymore, but I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head.