- Noah: [Abe is showing them a communion wafer he received at a Catholic mass] It's bigger than I thought.
- Abe Weissman: And before I spat it out, I was really enjoying the taste.
- Noah: And you want to give it back to them?
- Abe Weissman: But how, is the question.
- Astrid Weissman: Maybe you should stop by a mass, get in the communion line, and when it's your turn, just toss it back in.
- Abe Weissman: They wouldn't be suspicious of a Jew tiddlywinking a communion wafer back in the cup? They'd throw holy water on me.
- Noah: Then what, flush it?
- Abe Weissman: [Sarcastically] You're gonna flush the body of Christ down the toilet.
- Astrid Weissman: The poor man's been through enough...
- Gitta: Good morning, sir. Are you enjoying your day?
- Abe Weissman: Very much. Thank you.
- Gitta: And there's more days you'd like to enjoy?
- Abe Weissman: I beg your pardon?
- Gitta: I insist on feeding my family. So when my livelihood is threatened, I threaten back.
- Abe Weissman: That's understandable.
- Gitta: There's a line in the Torah: "fuck with me and you die." Have a think on this.
- Abe Weissman: I will. But for now I'm going to move to another part of the store. Nice talking to you.
- Molly: Hello to you, sir.
- Abe Weissman: Hello.
- Molly: Oh, do you have a moment? I'd like to discuss matchmaking.
- Abe Weissman: Oh, sure. It's got quite the lively history. The first matches date back to 14th century China. They dipped pine sticks in sulfur...
- Molly: I meant the kind your bony wife is engaged in.
- Abe Weissman: My...
- Molly: You're Abe Weissman, aren't you? Husband of Rose, father to Miriam, grandfather to Ethan, Esther and Chaim.
- Abe Weissman: Oh, you know, I have nothing to do with what my wife does.
- Molly: But you have influence. You're the man, aren't you?
- Abe Weissman: I suppose.
- Gitta: [stepping in] Unless we take your manhood from you.
- Abe Weissman: Who are you?
- Molly: Doesn't matter. Just tell your wife to stop.
- Gitta: Stop.
- Molly: Stop now.
- Abe Weissman: Stop? Sure. Uh, could you just answer one little question for me?
- Molly: Yes.
- Abe Weissman: Are there any more of you outside?
- Molly: Just us.
- [He hightails it out the door]