It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac and Dennis Break Up (2009)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

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• Mac : Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

  Charlie Kelly : I suppose you have a problem with that, too?

  Frank Reynolds : Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut.

• Frank Reynolds : What's the situation?

  Charlie Kelly : I got two cats stuck inside this wall, can't get 'em out.

  Frank Reynolds : Wanna bring in a third?

  Charlie Kelly : I'm thinkin' maybe four.

• Charlie Kelly : Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talkin' my language!

• Charlie Kelly : You know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

  Dee Reynolds : I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature to support that.

  Charlie Kelly : Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.