It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac and Dennis Break Up (2009)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

  Charlie Kelly : I suppose you have a problem with that, too?

  Frank Reynolds : Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut.

• Dennis Reynolds : Put it this way, if the two of us didn't come together what if one of us were to get into a jam? It'd be silly not to have the other one there.

  Mac : Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous.

• Frank Reynolds : Look, I gotta take a walk, my head is swimming.

  Mac : That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in 'cause I haven't heard from Charlie and it is getting late.

  Frank Reynolds : Yeah, right.

• Dennis Reynolds : How was Charlie's?

  Mac : The way they live bro, it's... it's like, uh...

  Dennis Reynolds : Preposterous.

  Mac : Yeah dude, preposterous! I've been trying to come up with that all day! God dude, this is why you and I are such a good team. You know, like I'm a man of action and you're a man that comes up with good...

  Dennis Reynolds : Words?

  Mac : Words, dude.

  Dennis Reynolds : Okay, great. We really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man. You couldn't come up with the word "words"!