It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac and Dennis Break Up (2009)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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• Charlie Kelly : You know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

  Dee Reynolds : I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature to support that.

  Charlie Kelly : Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

• Dennis Reynolds : Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me please.

  Dee Reynolds : No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you!

  Dennis Reynolds : But Mac always does it for me.

  Dee Reynolds : Why does Mac peel your apples for you?

  Dennis Reynolds : He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. He says the skin's loaded with toxins.

  Dee Reynolds : Well, good news. Mac's not here.

  Dennis Reynolds : I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please.

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

  Dennis Reynolds : I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I am not *allowed* to eat it with the skin! I am not *allowed*!

  Dee Reynolds : OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Mac insists, okay?

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah.