It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac and Dennis Break Up (2009)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Dennis Reynolds : Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me please.

  Dee Reynolds : No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you!

  Dennis Reynolds : But Mac always does it for me.

  Dee Reynolds : Why does Mac peel your apples for you?

  Dennis Reynolds : He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. He says the skin's loaded with toxins.

  Dee Reynolds : Well, good news. Mac's not here.

  Dennis Reynolds : I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please.

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

  Dennis Reynolds : I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I am not *allowed* to eat it with the skin! I am not *allowed*!

  Dee Reynolds : OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Mac insists, okay?

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah.

• Dennis Reynolds : Put it this way, if the two of us didn't come together what if one of us were to get into a jam? It'd be silly not to have the other one there.

  Mac : Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous.

• Dennis Reynolds : How was Charlie's?

  Mac : The way they live bro, it's... it's like, uh...

  Dennis Reynolds : Preposterous.

  Mac : Yeah dude, preposterous! I've been trying to come up with that all day! God dude, this is why you and I are such a good team. You know, like I'm a man of action and you're a man that comes up with good...

  Dennis Reynolds : Words?

  Mac : Words, dude.

  Dennis Reynolds : Okay, great. We really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man. You couldn't come up with the word "words"!