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Quotes
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[Freddie's mother found his "apartment"]
Mrs. Benson : Actually, I think living on your own will be a positive thing for you. Perhaps you'll even...
[suddenly becomes demanding]
Mrs. Benson : You get up to your room this instant, Freddie Benson! I'm your mother and you will do as I say!
Freddie : No.
Mrs. Benson : [to Carly] I blame you.
Carly Shay : Me?
Mrs. Benson : You're the one who got Freddie interested in girls, and ever since then his boy chemistry's been all out of whack.
Freddie : Mom, I'm perfectly in whack.
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[Sam devises a plan to destroy the Petographers]
Sam Puckett : They hit us, we hit 'em back... harder. That's the Seattle way.
Freddie : So, you mean we trash their studio?
Sam Puckett : No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show tunes.
