The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Ship'rect (2011)
Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs
Quotes
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Donna Tubbs : Roberta, what's wrong?
Roberta Tubbs : What's wrong? Here I am, innocently trying to exploit Cleveland's celebrity connection and the whole time, he's just trying to pimp me out.
Rallo Tubbs : [over the intercom] First good idea you had since you showed up.
Cleveland Brown : What the hell was that?
Donna Tubbs : It's Rallo. I got him an intercom so he doesn't feel left out.
Rallo Tubbs : [over the intercom] So how much we getting for the girl?
Roberta Tubbs : Shut up, Rallo.
[turns off the intercom]
Rallo Tubbs : [off-screen] Hey, that's my connection to the outside world! I exist! Rallo!
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Cleveland Brown : [to Donna] Darling, sit down. I have something to tell you.
Donna Tubbs : Oh, honey, if it's that you kissed Barry Shadwell, I know.
Cleveland Brown : What?
Donna Tubbs : Your son's been telling the whole town.
Cleveland Brown : That fat son of a bitch.
Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off-screen] I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys.
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Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, listen up. You're acting like a homophobe. That's as bad as being a racist.
Cleveland Brown : No, it isn't. I don't wanna kiss a white man either.
Donna Tubbs : Look, honey, it's just sexuality. We're all somewhere on the grid. I know you're not gay, you know you're not gay. Everyone knows you're not gay, but I'd rather have everyone think you were gay than think you were a bigot.