The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Ship'rect (2011)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac, Additional Voices

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• Cleveland Brown Jr. : [to Cleveland]  I saw you kiss Mr. Shadwell last night. Daddy, is there something you wish to tell me?

  Cleveland Brown : What? I didn't kiss him, he kissed me.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Okay, but you didn't try to stop him.

  Cleveland Brown : Look, he kissed me. I was surprised. It's over.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : I understand. So do you just like kissing football players or are all athletes fair game?

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Oh, Daddy, I know you're not gay. You're too fat to be gay.

  Cleveland Brown : And you are too. Love you, fatty.

• Barry Shadwell : [to Cleveland about the kiss]  Hey, man, it's not all my fault. I mean, you wanted me to kiss you.

  Cleveland Brown : What? What on earth would make you think that?

  Barry Shadwell : You're joking, right? You're always staring at me, you know all my stats, your voice is slightly gay and your mustache is groomed.

  Cleveland Brown : My mustache is for the ladies.

  Barry Shadwell : Look, listen, let's forget the kiss ever happened.

  Cleveland Brown : What kiss?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off-screen]  When you two were on the porch the other night.

  Cleveland Brown , Barry Shadwell : Shut up!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off-screen]  Don't tell me to shut up, you banana slammers.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Donna]  Darling, sit down. I have something to tell you.

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, honey, if it's that you kissed Barry Shadwell, I know.

  Cleveland Brown : What?

  Donna Tubbs : Your son's been telling the whole town.

  Cleveland Brown : That fat son of a bitch.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off-screen]  I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys.