The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown (2010)

Frances Callier: Cookie Brown

Quotes 

• Cookie Brown : Now, Cleveland, I know your father and I have had our problems, but those days are behind us.

  Cleveland Brown : So you're just gonna forget about the Waffle House waitresses and the JetBlue stewardesses and Greta Van Susteren?

• Roberta Tubbs : [to Cookie]  Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told my P.E. teacher, Miss Rayborn: Look at them all you want, but if you try to touch them, I will take a bat to your hairy knees.

  Cookie Brown : Mm. Lord help these children today.

• Cleveland Brown : [after Freight Train doesn't show up for the wedding]  I'm sorry, Mom. Dad always treated you so terribly. He never deserved you. He's a son of a bitch.

  Cookie Brown : Oh, Cleveland, you don't know your father as well as I do. Whenever I needed something fixed around the house, he'd be there. And when I was feeling low, he'd fry some fish for me. And well, I know you're my son, but my word, that man can tag it, bag it and sell it to the butcher.

  Cleveland Brown : Mm, okay.

  Cookie Brown : We've been having booty calls for years, so I finally said, "Lavar, if you wanna keep hitting this, you better put a ring on it."

  Cleveland Brown : Please stop talking.