Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Perverted (2009)

Ice-T: Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola

Quotes 

• [Coming up to a crime scene where a biker is tied to a tree, pants pulled down with a bloody crotch area] 

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Dispatcher's a comedian. He wrote this up as a sexually mutilated tree-hugger.

  Dr. Melinda Warner : [Referring to victims genitals]  Someone did some illegal pruning. Left the berries, chopped the branch clean off.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Perp take it as a trophy?

  Dr. Melinda Warner : Thought so at first, then CSU saw a squirrel run up that tree with it.

  Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : I thought squirrels preferred nuts.

• [Munch and Fin are at Death Knights Clubhouse] 

  Sergeant John Munch : What's wrong with you people?

  Skull Dawg : You're blocking my shot.

  Sergeant John Munch : If somebody cut off my buddy's manhood, I'd be tripping all over myself to help get the guy.

  Gutter : Nobody here is gonna suck to the bulls. We'll handle this in-house.

  Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Then we're just gonna have to put eyes on you guys 24/7. You think that'll be good for business?

  Skull Dawg : What business? We're a friendly bike club, man.

  Sergeant John Munch : Did anyone ever point out to you the grammatical error in your logo? The apostrophe is extraneous.

  Skull Dawg : [Slam pool cue down on table]  Listen, Skeletor, get your bony ass out of here before someone mistakes you for a pool stick.