Vamps (2012)

Justin Kirk: Vadim

Quotes 

• Vadim : I think I can sense a real vampire.

  Goody : Vampire? That word is so 'cornball'.

  Vadim : And anyone who says "cornball" is at least 80 years old.

  Goody : Okay. I just don't appreciate being called the V-word.

  Vadim : You prefer ELF?

  Goody : Extended Life Form, yes.

  Vadim : So gay.