Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2009)

Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bailey : What if there's loads of people like us all over town?

  Nathan Young : No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I'm telling you, by this time next week, it'll be back to the same old boring shit.

• Kelly Bailey : You know after the storm, did any of you lot feel like dead weird?

  Nathan Young : Yeah. I had a strange tingling sensation in my anus.

• Nathan Young : I'm pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO.

• Nathan Young : Probably best to keep that kinda thing between you and your internet service provider.

• Tony Morecombe : There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.

  Nathan Young : Yeah, but what if they're right? No offense, but I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.

  Gary : Are you looking to get stabbed?

  Nathan Young : You see my point there?

• Nathan Young : I'm no doctor, but you see the way the side of his head's all caved in like that...?

• Tony Morecombe : [after the lightning strikes a car]  That's my car!

  Nathan Young : Classic!

• Sally : Gary and my colleague Tony were both reported missing. Their families are really worried about them. Have you seen anything unusual, anything at all?

  [after a brief silence, Nathan raises his hand] 

  Sally : You saw something?

  Nathan Young : A few days ago, I go into the toilets. Tony and Gary were in there. They're butt naked, Tony has Gary by his hair- like this- He's just doin' him. Doggy style... And Tony's like, "Ooo who's your daddy? I'M your daddy! I'm BIG daddy! Oh! Oh yeah, you like that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm daddy cooool!" So I'm guessing they ran away to continue their illicit homosexual affair. And I ask you, in this world of intolerance and prejudice, who are- WHO are WE to condemn them?

  [Sally walks off] 

• Kelly Bailey : [in thick East Midlands accent]  Ehm, wot makes ya thin' that yer better than ozz?

  Nathan Young : What is *that* accent?

  Curtis Donovan : Is that for real?

  Kelly Bailey : Wot, you tryin' to say soomfin 'ou' it, then, yah?

  Nathan Young : It's a - are you - that's just a noise! Are we supposed to be able to understand her?

• Nathan Young : [about graffiti which says 'I am going to kill you']  I'll tell you who did it; it's that Banksy prick. There's a hidden meaning.

• Nathan Young : What about you, weird kid? Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you look like a panty sniffer.

  Simon Bellamy : I'm not a panty sniffer. I'm not a pervert. I tried to burn someone's house down.

• Nathan Young : I mean, I was there, right? I should have one of these bullshit powers.

  Kelly Bailey : You can have mine. Wanna hear what people are thinking about you?

  Nathan Young : Not so much, no. I want something good, you know, something from the A-list.

• Kelly Bailey : What did you do?

  Nathan Young : Me? I was done for eating some pick n' mix.

• Simon Bellamy : Maybe we're meant to be like superheroes.

  Nathan Young : You lot? Superheroes? No offense but in what sort of fucked up world would that be allowed to happen.

• Nathan Young : It's a shame more women don't commit crime.

  Curtis Donovan : Why is that?

  Nathan Young : The way I see it, we're a girl short.

  Curtis Donovan : How's that?

  Nathan Young : We're three and only two of them.

  [to Simon] 

  Nathan Young : And I'm not being funny, but I'm guessing you drew the short straw. It looks like one of us is going without. Bad luck.

• Nathan Young : This is a chance to network with other offenders. We should be swapping tips. Brainstorming.

• Nathan Young : Go on, then. Do it. Turn invisible.

  [Simon clenches his fists and strains, but nothing happens] 

  Nathan Young : My God! He's disappeared!

  Simon Bellamy : Can't you see me?

  Nathan Young : No!

  [throws can directly at Simon's forehead] 

  Nathan Young : You're invisible!

• Nathan Young : There is no going back now, man. You were just as screwed as the rest of us. You are black AND famous. You are probably more screwed!

• Nathan Young : [Looking at Kelly]  I'm guessing shoplifting...?

• Simon Bellamy : What if we are meant to be, like, superheroes?

  Nathan Young : You lot, superheroes? No offence, but in what kind of fucked-up world would that be allowed to happen?

• Nathan Young : Don't take this in the wrong way or anything, but you look like a pantie-sniffer.

• Kelly Bailey : [in thick East Midlands accent]  Ehm, wot makes ya thin' that yer better than ozz?

  Nathan Young : What is *that* accent?

  Alisha Daniels : Is that for real?

  Kelly Bailey : Wot, you tryin' to say soomfin 'ou' it, then, yah?

  Nathan Young : It's a -- are you -- that's just a noise! Are we supposed to be able to understand her?

• Nathan Young : Save me, Barry!